30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Nervous

Funny Ways to Say You’re Nervous

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Nervous:

1. Feeling like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
2. I’m sweating like a sinner in church.
3. Feeling like a phone on vibrate mode.
4. Sweating bullets… and they’re jumbo-sized.
5. It’s a full-blown jitter jamboree in here.
6. My nerve-o-meter just broke its scale!
7. I’m about two ticks away from a twitch fest.
8. It’s code red in the nerve department!
9. My insides are doing the hokey pokey.
10. I’ve got more shakes than a smoothie bar.
11. My nerves are doing the cha-cha.
12. I’m channeling my inner nervous squirrel.
13. I’m rocking the nervous narwhal dance.
14. My nerves are more tangled than earbuds in a pocket.
15. My nerves are more jumpy than a kangaroo on caffeine.
16. I’ve got the heebie-jeebies and the jeebie-heebies.
17. I’m like a fish out of water… if the fish was super anxious.
18. Feel like I’ve swallowed a live fish.
19. I’ve got that squirmy wormy feeling.
20. I’m winding up like a top ready to spin.
21. More twisted up than a pretzel!
22. I’ve got butterflies on steroids!
23. I’m as edgy as a pizza cutter.
24. My stomach’s throwing a rave without my permission.
25. I’ve got the wobbly wibblies.
26. Heart’s playing hopscotch in my chest.
27. I’m like toast without a toaster – about to pop!
28. I’m more wired than a robot’s breakfast.
29. I’m on edge like a bookend.
30. I’ve got jitters with extra glitter.

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