30 Funny Ways to Say You Want To Smash

Funny Ways to Say You Want To Smash

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You Want To Smash:

1. Ready to break the bed?
2. How about we do some mattress mambo?
3. Want to clap without hands?
4. Time to wrestle without clothes?
5. Up for a personal anatomy lesson?
6. Fancy a duvet dive?
7. Up for some sheet shenanigans?
8. Shall we create a heatwave under the sheets?
9. Up for some under-the-sheet hide and seek?
10. How about a pillow fight… minus the pillows?
11. Shall we test the bed’s weight limit?
12. How about a game of no-sleep tag?
13. Shall we make the walls sweat?
14. Ready to create a bedroom earthquake?
15. How about a nighttime marathon?
16. Time for some pillow talk without the talk?
17. How about a bounce on the bed trampoline?
18. Up for some bedroom Olympics?
19. Shall we make the neighbors jealous?
20. Time to shake the headboard?
21. How about a game of adult peek-a-boo?
22. Up for a late-night cardio session?
23. Let’s make the bedrock!
24. Let’s see who runs out of breath first!
25. Ready to steam up the room?
26. Want to explore some close-contact sports?
27. Let’s earn some bed springs loyalty points.
28. Ready for a gravity check on the bed?
29. Let’s have a no-clothes rehearsal!
30. Fancy a thermostat challenge in the room?

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