Funny Ways to Say You Scared Me
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You Scared Me:
- You just gave my heart an unplanned cardio workout!
- I almost dropped my croissant!
- You nearly made me donate a scream to the neighborhood!
- I thought I saw a ghost, but it was just you.
- Congrats! You’ve unlocked my surprise face.
- My soul just left and came back. Thanks for the trip!
- Congrats, you’ve turned me into a human alarm system.
- And that, kids, is why I have trust issues.
- Well, that was my exercise for the day.
- I was testing my lung capacity… thanks for the help.
- Almost needed a new pair of pants there!
- You just jump-started my heart, no cables needed.
- Look at that, my scream just hit a new high note!
- Did we just step into a horror movie or what?
- Whoa! Didn’t see that one coming.
- You’re giving haunted houses a run for their money.
- You’re lucky I didn’t have my pepper spray out.
- Well, there goes my stealth mode.
- Great, now I’m awake for the next three weeks.
- Surprise level: Jack-in-the-box.
- Is that you or did a wild Pikachu just jump out?
- Cue the dramatic horror music!
- You must’ve been practicing your ninja moves.
- You’re the reason I need calming tea.
- Was that a jump scare audition? You nailed it!
- Sneak 100. Well played!
- You almost made me spit out my imaginary drink.
- You just turned my heart into a bongo drum.
- Well, hello there, Mr./Ms. Sneaky Pants!
- I was having a calm moment, but it’s overrated anyway.
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