30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Beautiful
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Beautiful:
- If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
- Are you a beaver? ‘Cause daaam!
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
- Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
- You’re so beautiful, you make roses look like dandelions.
- You’re so beautiful, I can’t believe you weren’t in my dreams last night.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
- You’re so stunning, the sun is jealous of your shine.
- If beauty were a flavor, you’d be triple chocolate deluxe.
- You’re like a fine wine; you get better every time I see you.
- Your beauty has left me spellbound and out of cheesy pick-up lines.
- If being beautiful was a sport, you’d have an Olympic gold medal.
- Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I’m with you.
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
- If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
- If you were a cat, you’d purr-fect!
- If I were a cat, I’d purr every time I saw you.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
- If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.
- Is your beauty from outer space? Because it’s out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Your beauty is so distracting, I forgot my pick-up line.
- I’m not a photographer, but I sure can picture us together.
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