30 Funny Ways to Say No To A Marriage Proposal

Funny Ways to Say No To A Marriage Proposal

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say No To A Marriage Proposal:

1. Sorry, I’m still waiting for a letter from a certain prince in Nigeria.
2. How about a high-five instead?
3. Is it April 1st already?
4. But I just got used to my last name!
5. Will my pet rock approve?
6. I prefer to stay a wild unicorn, but thanks!
7. I’m holding out for Hogwarts acceptance first.
8. I’ve been committed… to chocolate.
9. I promised my teddy bear we’d grow old together.
10. Let’s ask the Magic 8 Ball… ‘Ask again later.’
11. Are there fries with that?
12. I’d say yes, but my cat might get jealous.
13. I’m not ready to upgrade my relationship status just yet.
14. You’re fun, but I already said yes to pizza tonight.
15. How about we start with a goldfish first?
16. Let’s see if my imaginary friend agrees.
17. I can’t; I’m in a serious relationship with freedom.
18. Did my mom put you up to this?
19. I’ve got to check my horoscope.
20. But I was just about to binge-watch a new show.
21. Wait, let me roll a dice on that.
22. Let’s flip a coin – heads I win, tails you lose!
23. But we’d miss out on all the bad first dates!
24. Oh! A proposal! I thought you were offering dessert.
25. I’ve got to ask my plant’s opinion first.
26. Wait, I think I’m having a commitment phobia attack.
27. I’m not sure; I need to level up first.
28. Did the aliens tell you to do this?
29. Can we rain check that for my next life?
30. I’d say yes, but my schedule is full for the next 10 years.

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