30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Wet

Funny Ways to Say You’re Wet

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Wet:

  1. The kettle’s reached a boil over here!
  2. Someone’s turned up the thermostat in my pants.
  3. The oven’s preheated and ready to bake!
  4. My rocket’s ready for liftoff.
  5. I’m buzzing like a fridge in an empty room.
  6. I’m feeling like a rabbit in springtime.
  7. I’m like a dog with two tails right now.
  8. My antenna is picking up some strong signals.
  9. The love train is about to leave the station!
  10. The love DJ is playing my jam on repeat!
  11. If love was a light, I’d be brighter than the sun right now.
  12. The dance floor in my heart is ready for some tango.
  13. I’ve got more energy than a caffeinated squirrel!
  14. If desire was popcorn, I’d be one big popping kernel.
  15. I’m sailing in spicy waters tonight!
  16. There’s a wild parade marching in my chest.
  17. My compass is pointing due passionate.
  18. Someone’s been stirring my pot of desire.
  19. I’ve got the urge to merge!
  20. My batteries are fully charged and ready to vibrate.
  21. The bees in my bonnet are buzzing like crazy!
  22. The inner wild animal is trying to break free.
  23. I’m more charged up than a bull seeing red.
  24. Someone must’ve slipped some love potion in my drink.
  25. I’m ready to jingle some bells, if you know what I mean.
  26. My inner volcano is about to erupt.
  27. There’s a party in my pants and everyone’s invited.
  28. Feels like I’ve won the jackpot in the love lottery!
  29. My mojo meter is off the charts!
  30. Feels like I’ve been hit with Cupid’s machine gun!


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