30 Funny Ways to Say You're Having A Bad Day

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Funny Ways to Say You’re Having A Bad Day

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You’re Having A Bad Day:

I feel like I’m in a sequel to Monday: The Movie.
If my day were a sandwich, it’d be a knuckle sandwich.
Today’s forecast? 100% chance of ugh.
My day’s been like a sock without its mate.
I’m riding the struggle bus, and it’s a double-decker.
Today, I played hide and seek with my luck. Still seeking.
I’m pretty sure my guardian angel needs a vacation after today.
Today feels like the universe played a prank on me.
Today’s been like trying to fold a fitted sheet.
If my day had a mascot, it’d be a cat knocking over a vase.
My day felt like a Wi-Fi signal in the woods – just not connecting.
If my day was a movie, it’d go straight to DVD.
If today were a flavor, it’d be toothpaste and orange juice.
My day’s been a series of trying to put a USB in the wrong way.
Today feels like I poured my cereal and then found out there’s no milk.
Today, I was the king of the oops kingdom.
My day’s like a GPS that keeps saying, Rerouting…
My day’s going as well as a pineapple on a pizza. (Subject to debate!)
I tried to carpe diem, but diem wasn’t having it.
Today’s a dropped my ice cream cone level of bad.
It’s been a Why is my life an infomercial of what not to do? kind of day.
If today was a song, it’d be off-key.
I tried to adult today, but I think I did it wrong.
I’d trade today for a handful of magic beans.
Imagine juggling eggs while riding a unicycle… that’s been my day.
My day’s been slipperier than a banana peel convention.
If days had Yelp reviews, today would get one star.
I think I accidentally set my day to hard mode.
I’m having a unicorn kind of day. Except, instead of magical, it’s missing in action.
I’m not saying it’s been a bad day, but I did just try to start my car with a banana.