Funny Ways to Say Who Asked
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Who Asked:
- Did I accidentally press the “random facts” button?
- Is my name Google? Because that sounded like an unrequested search.
- Did my “Ask Me” sign light up?
- Should I have checked my mail for that invitation?
- Was there an echo in here?
- Did you just drop off a sample from the “Things I Didn’t Request” collection?
- Oh, was that a sneak peek into your brain?
- There seems to be an unsolicited fact fairy here.
- Hold on, I dropped my interest… Nope, can’t find it.
- I must’ve missed the invitation to this monologue.
- Somewhere a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you. Thank them.
- Was that part of the free trial or did I pay for that info?
- Did I swipe right on that tidbit? Nope.
- Wait, let me check my “Care-O-Meter”… It’s empty.
- Was that on today’s agenda?
- Did the universe mail me that info and I missed it?
- Paging Dr. Irrelevant!
- Were you just testing out your vocal cords?
- Thanks for the weather update from Left Field!
- Lost my ticket to that conversation.
- Hold on, checking for who asked… The results came back negative.
- The crickets called. They’re interested.
- Wait, did I accidentally subscribe to random info?
- Oh, was that a fun fact from the middle of nowhere?
- Oh, was today’s “Tell Me Stuff I Didn’t Ask For” day?
- Was that in the newsletter I didn’t subscribe to?
- Was that a pop quiz?
- Is this “Unasked Ted Talks”?
- I think my interest got lost in the mail.
- Was that a special delivery of unsolicited info?
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