30 Funny Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

Funny Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid:

1. One sandwich short of a picnic.
2. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s asleep.
3. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
4. The elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
5. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
6. Room temperature IQ.
7. Forgot to pay the brain bill.
8. Has an intellect rivaling that of a brick.
9. Surfing the dumb wave.
10. Intellectually challenged.
11. Playing marbles with glass eyeballs.
12. Missing a few pages from the mental notebook.
13. Got lost in thought and never returned.
14. Has a Do Not Enter sign on their forehead.
15. Hasn’t figured out the secret to using a doorknob.
16. Might need GPS to find their own brain.
17. Window licker.
18. The lights are on, but no one’s home.
19. Got a PhD in stupidity.
20. Riding the struggle bus through Brainfog City.
21. A case study in obliviousness.
22. The brain’s emergency exit is clearly marked.
23. Failed the common sense test.
24. Trying to navigate life with a deflated mental lifeboat.
25. A cautionary tale about not paying attention in class.
26. Playing chess with only pawns.
27. IQ of a garden gnome.
28. Synchronized swimming in the shallow end of the pool.
29. Taking a long vacation from intelligence.
30. Asking if the sun is a planet.

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