Funny Ways to Say No To A Guy
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say No To A Guy:
- Absolutely not, my friend.
- Well, ain’t happening, buddy.
- Oh, heck no, pal.
- Nope, nope, nope, sir.
- Sorry, but nah, dude.
- Haha, nice try, hombre.
- Uhh, no can do, fella.
- Oh dear, that’s a no, chap.
- In a parallel universe, maybe, mate.
- Alas, no way, amigo.
- Hold on to your dreams, but nope.
- Gotta give that a hard pass, gent.
- Ain’t that a unicorn? Nope.
- Golly, no siree, mister.
- Excuse me while I nope outta here.
- Let me think… umm, nope.
- Ahoy there, Captain No-way.
- Abracadabra! Still no.
- Pardon me, but a resounding nope.
- Just spotted a flying pig, so no.
- On a scale of one to nope, it’s a no.
- Is that a bird? Nope, just no.
- Ding-dong, who’s there? Not a yes.
- Gosh, wouldn’t that be a no.
- Tap dancing? Maybe. Saying yes? No.
- Eeny, meeny, miny, no.
- It’s raining nos, my dude.
- Quick poll: unanimous nope!
- If wishes were nos, then sure, no.
- And the final answer is… drumroll, no!
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