30 Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know

Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know:

  1. Honestly, beats me!
  2. Well, your guess is as good as mine.
  3. Uhh, I’m clueless here.
  4. Oh boy, I’m stumped.
  5. In the vast landscape of my mind, I don’t know reigns supreme.
  6. Seriously, I have no idea.
  7. Yo, I’m in the no idea zone.
  8. Hey, my magic eight ball says Ask again later.
  9. Like, no clue whatsoever.
  10. Gosh, I wish I knew.
  11. From A to Z, it’s a mystery.
  12. Wait, let me consult my psychic powers… nope, still don’t know.
  13. In the realm of the unknown, I reside.
  14. Erm, it’s a mystery to me.
  15. Well, I’m as informed as a rock.
  16. Don’t ask me, I’m just a friendly question dodger.
  17. Yikes, it’s a black hole of information.
  18. Blank stare, empty mind.
  19. Whoops, mind’s blanking.
  20. Well, I’m as knowledgeable as a goldfish.
  21. Huh, it’s like my brain went on vacation.
  22. Ah, the abyss of ignorance.
  23. Uh, my brain cells are on strike.
  24. Let’s call this a brain hiccup.
  25. Oops, my brain’s on vacation mode.
  26. Hmm, I’m drawing a blank.
  27. Hmmm, let’s ponder the infinite void of not knowing.
  28. You know, I’m in the dark.
  29. Uh-oh, my knowledge train derailed.
  30. To be honest, I’m lost.


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