30 Funny Ways to Say You Scared Me

Funny Ways to Say You Scared Me

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say You Scared Me:

1. You just gave my heart an unplanned cardio workout!
2. I almost dropped my croissant!
3. You nearly made me donate a scream to the neighborhood!
4. I thought I saw a ghost, but it was just you.
5. Congrats! You’ve unlocked my surprise face.
6. My soul just left and came back. Thanks for the trip!
7. Congrats, you’ve turned me into a human alarm system.
8. And that, kids, is why I have trust issues.
9. Well, that was my exercise for the day.
10. I was testing my lung capacity… thanks for the help.
11. Almost needed a new pair of pants there!
12. You just jump-started my heart, no cables needed.
13. Look at that, my scream just hit a new high note!
14. Did we just step into a horror movie or what?
15. Whoa! Didn’t see that one coming.
16. You’re giving haunted houses a run for their money.
17. You’re lucky I didn’t have my pepper spray out.
18. Well, there goes my stealth mode.
19. Great, now I’m awake for the next three weeks.
20. Surprise level: Jack-in-the-box.
21. Is that you or did a wild Pikachu just jump out?
22. Cue the dramatic horror music!
23. You must’ve been practicing your ninja moves.
24. You’re the reason I need calming tea.
25. Was that a jump scare audition? You nailed it!
26. Sneak 100. Well played!
27. You almost made me spit out my imaginary drink.
28. You just turned my heart into a bongo drum.
29. Well, hello there, Mr./Ms. Sneaky Pants!
30. I was having a calm moment, but it’s overrated anyway.

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