50+ Funny Ways To Say Welcome

Below are funny ways to say ‘welcome’ and ‘you’re welcome’.

Funny Ways To Say Welcome

Below are 30 funny ways to say welcome.

1. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
2. Get your booty in here!
3. Welcome to the land of awesomeness!
4. Glad you could join us!
5. Open sesame!
6. It’s about time you got here.
7. Wipe your feet and come on in.
8. Don’t be a stranger.
9. Step right up!
10. Welcome aboard.
11. The more the merrier.
12. It’s a pleasure to have you here.
13. Howdy, partner!
14. Ready to rock and roll?
15. Let the good times roll.
16. Time to party!
17. Put your hands together for…
18. Ready to join the fun?
19. All roads lead here.
20. Welcome, one and all!
21. The gang’s all here.
22. Come on in, the waters are warm.
23. We’ve been expecting you.
24. Your presence is requested.
25. Put your feet up and relax.
26. Welcome to the family.
27. Look who finally made it!
28. Come in, come in!
29. Get comfy, you’re home now.
30. We saved a seat just for you.
31. Please stay awhile.
32. Welcome to our humble abode.
33. We’ve been waiting for you.
34. Glad you stopped by!
35. The more, the merrier!
36. Feel right at home.
37. Make yourself at home.
38. Knock, knock – who’s there? You!
39. Surprise! Welcome to the party.
40. Yay, you’re here!
41. Glad you could join us.
42. What took you so long?
43. The fun starts now that you’re here.
44. The door is always open for you.
45. Please come in and join us.
46. Welcome to our world!
47. Our house, your house.
48. Join the celebration!
49. Welcome with open arms.
50. Take a seat and stay awhile!

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Funny Ways to Say You’re Welcome

Here are 30 humorous ways to say “You’re welcome”:

1. No probllama!
2. Don’t mention it, or else!
3. Just part of my charm!
4. At your service, kind stranger.
5. Just doing my civic duty, citizen!
6. It’s all part of the package.
7. Whoops, my generosity slipped out again.
8. Don’t wear it out!
9. It was nothing (but don’t ask for another favor)!
10. Served with a side of awesome sauce.
11. Consider it a gift from the universe… through me.
12. You only owe me… one million smiles!
13. My pleasure, as always!
14. You can thank my mom/dad; they raised me this way.
15. Yep, I’m just that fabulous.
16. Just another day in the life of [Your Name]!
17. Ta-dah! Magic, right?
18. Elves did most of the work, I’m just the delivery guy.
19. I’ve been waiting all day to do that for someone!
20. Not a biggie… like my breakfast, but I still want it.
21. Just part of today’s good deed quota.
22. Happy to be of service, now where’s my cape?
23. Just sprinkle some gratitude, and we’re even!
24. Brought to you by a momentary burst of kindness.
25. I’ve been practicing my generosity skills.
26. Because that’s how I roll.
27. I gotchu, fam!
28. Donated by yours truly.
29. It’s on the house! (What? We’re not in a house?)
30. I aim to please (and occasionally miss, but not this time)!