Funny Ways to Say Not Interested!
1- No chance in Hell
2- Not a snowball’s chance
3- Not my cup of tea
4- It would never work
5- Not on your life
6- No way, Jose
7- Haven’t got a prayer
8- Ain’t gonna happen
9- Absolutely not
10- Hard pass
11- Can’t do it
12- Not even if you were the last person on Earth
13- There’s no way I’m doing that
14- Not in a million years
15- Uh, nope
16- No chance, pal
17- Doesn’t float my boat
18- Don’t think so
19- Not happening here
20- It’s a hard no from me
21- Not my thing
22- Don’t count on it
23- Out of the question
24- It’s a no from me
25- Sorry, not sorry
26- Not in this lifetime
27- No way, no how
28- Ain’t gonna happen here
29- Never gonna happen
30- No way Jose
31- Not in a million years
32- It’s not going to work out
33- Pass on it
34- Not now, not ever
35- That’s a negative
36- Count me out
37- Stop asking
38- Out of the question
39- Keep dreaming
40- Not going to happen
41- Shut it down
42- Go away
43- Hilarious, but no thanks
44- Sorry, not interested
45- No way, no chance
46- I’m good
47- No thanks, pal
48- It’s a no from me
49- Totally not happening
50- Get lost!
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