30 Funny Ways to Say No To Drugs

Funny Ways to Say No To Drugs

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say No To Drugs:

1. Nah, I’m good.
2. No thanks, not my style.
3. Say no to drugs? That’s my motto.
4. I’m allergic to bad decisions, so no.
5. Drugs? I’m on a different trip.
6. I’m high on life, no substances are required.
7. I’m all about that drug-free life.
8. Thanks, but I’m on the natural high of life.
9. Pass on the pills, please.
10. Pass on the pills, and opt for the thrills of life.
11. I’m the captain of Team No Drugs.
12. I prefer my reality unaltered, thanks.
13. No substances for this happy camper.
14. No prescriptions are needed for this lifestyle.
15. Drugs? More like hugs and laughter.
16. Drugs and I? Nah, we’re not acquainted.
17. You won’t catch me in that pharmaceutical dance.
18. Thanks, but I’m not buying what they’re selling.
19. I’ll stick with the natural endorphins, if you don’t mind.
20. Drugs? Nah, I’m on the sober train.
21. No drugs, just good vibes, and positivity.
22. No drugs allowed in my world of fun and adventure.
23. Gonna stay clear of that chemical party.
24. My body’s a temple, and no drugs are allowed.
25. I’m on the anti-drug expressway.
26. I’m saying no to chemicals and yes to happiness.
27. I’ll pass on the chemistry experiment, but thanks.
28. I’ve got a one-way ticket to Sobrietyville.
29. No drugs today, or any day, really.
30. Nope, I’m chasing dreams, not highs.

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