30 Funny Ways to Say It’s Cold
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say It’s Cold:
- It’s so cold, I saw a polar bear buying a jacket!
- Brrr! I’m shivering like a penguin in a bikini.
- It’s colder than a snowman’s nose out here.
- I think I just saw Frosty the Snowman applying for a job!
- I need more layers than an onion.
- It’s so cold, even Elsa would say ‘Let it go!’
- It’s so cold that my shadow’s wearing a sweater.
- My teeth are chattering so much they could start their own podcast.
- Is it cold or did the sun just take a personal day?
- I’ve turned into a human popsicle.
- I feel like I’ve been put on ‘ice mode’.
- If I was any colder, I’d be in hibernation mode.
- I can’t feel my fingers. I think they migrated south for the winter.
- It’s so cold, the squirrels are throwing blankets on their nuts!
- I think the air just bit me!
- I wouldn’t be surprised if icicles start growing on my nose.
- I bet the snowman’s dreaming of a beach vacation right now.
- Mother Nature’s got her AC turned up too high!
- I think the thermometer just applied for early retirement.
- Cold? It’s like the freezer’s revenge out here!
- It’s so cold, I’m expecting penguins to start marching by any second.
- It’s so cold out, coffee sounds like a good idea for its warmth rather than the caffeine.
- Someone tell Winter we got the point!
- Winter called, and it’s not leaving any time soon!
- It’s colder than a witch’s elbow.
- It’s colder than my freezer’s feelings out here.
- I saw a snowflake and now I need hot cocoa.
- It’s so cold, ice cubes are jealous.
- My goosebumps have goosebumps!
- I’m not cold. I’m thermally challenged!
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