Funny Ways to Say I Quit
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say I Quit:
- I’ve decided to take my talents to my living room.
- I’m off to join the circus!
- I think my unicorn needs me more right now.
- Taking up a new position as Chief Officer of Chillin’.
- Time to tick off ‘Doing Nothing’ from my bucket list.
- I’ve been called to be a full-time chocolate tester.
- I think I’m allergic to this place. Doctor’s orders!
- I’ve enrolled in a school for wizards, so I’m off to Hogwarts!
- I’m becoming a time traveler, and my next destination doesn’t include this job.
- I’ve always wanted to be an astronaut. Starting my space training tomorrow!
- They say follow your dreams, so I’m off to bed.
- Auditioning for the lead role in ‘Sleeping Beauty’. Wish me luck!
- I just got an offer I can’t refuse from my bed.
- I’ve been cast as the lead role in the show ‘Staying at Home’.
- I just won the ‘Not Coming to Work Anymore’ lottery!
- Breaking up is hard to do, but it’s not me, it’s you.
- I’ve decided to become a professional nap-taker.
- I think it’s time I give being a couch potato a try.
- Off to find Atlantis. Be back never.
- Time to update my relationship status with this job to ‘It’s Complicated’.
- Turns out, I’m not a workaholic. Who knew?
- I’m embarking on a new career as a meme reviewer.
- I’ve decided to go and be a pirate. Arrr you hiring?
- Going on a quest! Spoiler: it’s not here.
- I’ve been promoted to Head of Dreaming. Starts tonight.
- I just found out I’m royalty. So, off to rule my kingdom!
- My destiny just called, and it’s not here.
- Retiring at my peak, which is… right now.
- Guess who’s having a lifetime weekend starting now?
- Going to a secret island. If you don’t hear from me, it worked.
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