30 Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know

Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say I Don’t Know:

1. Honestly, beats me!
2. Well, your guess is as good as mine.
3. Uhh, I’m clueless here.
4. Oh boy, I’m stumped.
5. In the vast landscape of my mind, I don’t know reigns supreme.
6. Seriously, I have no idea.
7. Yo, I’m in the no idea zone.
8. Hey, my magic eight ball says Ask again later.
9. Like, no clue whatsoever.
10. Gosh, I wish I knew.
11. From A to Z, it’s a mystery.
12. Wait, let me consult my psychic powers… nope, still don’t know.
13. In the realm of the unknown, I reside.
14. Erm, it’s a mystery to me.
15. Well, I’m as informed as a rock.
16. Don’t ask me, I’m just a friendly question dodger.
17. Yikes, it’s a black hole of information.
18. Blank stare, empty mind.
19. Whoops, mind’s blanking.
20. Well, I’m as knowledgeable as a goldfish.
21. Huh, it’s like my brain went on vacation.
22. Ah, the abyss of ignorance.
23. Uh, my brain cells are on strike.
24. Let’s call this a brain hiccup.
25. Oops, my brain’s on vacation mode.
26. Hmm, I’m drawing a blank.
27. Hmmm, let’s ponder the infinite void of not knowing.
28. You know, I’m in the dark.
29. Uh-oh, my knowledge train derailed.
30. To be honest, I’m lost.

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