30 Funny Ways to Say Happy Valentine’s Day

Funny Ways to Say Happy Valentine’s Day

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Happy Valentine’s Day:

  1. Roses are red, I’m bad at rhyming, enjoy your chocolates.
  2. Cupid called. He says you owe him a favor.
  3. V-Day vibes coming your way!
  4. Your heart called. It said to eat more chocolate.
  5. Cheers to discounted chocolate tomorrow!
  6. Be my Valentine – I didn’t buy this candy for nothing.
  7. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly heart.
  8. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you (kinda).
  9. Spread love like confetti. Or like spilled candy. Either works.
  10. Let’s raise a toast to all the candy we’re about to eat.
  11. Love is in the air… but so is pizza aroma. Both are lovely.
  12. Got love? If not, accept this virtual hug.
  13. Happy Day of St. Valentine, my partner in chocolate-eating crime!
  14. Keep calm and eat heart-shaped candies.
  15. I choo-choo-choose you. And chocolates. Mostly chocolates.
  16. Here’s to hoping your day is as sweet as the candy aisle!
  17. Wanted: Your love. Reward: My love. (Terms and conditions apply.)
  18. It’s raining love! And some chocolate sprinkles.
  19. May your day be filled with love, laughter, and a chocolate overdose.
  20. Love is in the air – catch it if you can!
  21. Because of you, I believe in love at first bite.
  22. Who needs Cupid when you’ve got charm like mine? Happy V-Day!
  23. Be mine? Or at least share your chocolates?
  24. Love you more than I love a Valentine’s sale on candy!
  25. Spreading V-Day cheer, one candy bar at a time.
  26. Here’s to celebrating love, laughter, and a lifelong candy addiction.
  27. Cupid’s on the way – I told him to bring extra chocolates for you.
  28. Let’s taco ’bout love this Valentine’s.
  29. May your day be sweet and your chocolates even sweeter.
  30. I’m nuts about you. And by nuts, I mean these chocolate-covered almonds.


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Funny Ways to Say Happy Valentine Day