Funny Ways to Say Something Tastes Bad
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Something Tastes Bad:
- It tastes like regret.
- If disappointment had a flavor…
- It’s like my taste buds are staging a protest.
- This has the flavor of nope.
- I think my tongue just filed for a divorce.
- This might be expired… mentally and physically.
- Did someone mix cardboard in this?
- I’ve eaten wallpaper paste better than this.
- It’s the culinary equivalent of a dad joke.
- This is why aliens won’t visit us.
- I’ve had better meals during a power outage.
- Someone call the flavor police, we have a crime scene here!
- My mouth is now a haunted house.
- If sadness was a seasoning…
- It’s like the chef played a prank on us.
- My tongue feels personally attacked.
- Tastes like the chef lost a bet.
- Did a sock somehow get blended into this?
- It’s like they used the recipe from How NOT to Cook.
- If my taste buds could talk, they’d be screaming for help.
- Someone save my mouth; it’s under flavor arrest!
- The trash can find it gourmet.
- This takes an acquired taste to a whole new level.
- Reminds me of a rainy day… in a swamp.
- Tastes like it was cooked in a laundry machine.
- Is this from the Dare You to Eat It cookbook?
- I think my mouth just went on strike.
- This dish is the poster child for trying again.
- The five-second rule doesn’t apply to this; I wouldn’t pick it up.
- It’s the Fyre Festival of Meals.
Related:
Funny Ways to Say Something Stinks
Funny Ways to Say Something Is Good
