30 Funny Ways to Say Masturbate
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Masturbate:
- Shaking hands with the president.
- Playing five against one.
- Choking the chicken.
- Polishing the rocket.
- Taming the shrew.
- Wrestling the eel.
- Rolling dice in a one-man craps game.
- Adjusting the antenna.
- Firing the solo cannon.
- Giving the unicorn a bath.
- Taking matters into one’s own hands.
- Clearing the browser history (literally and figuratively).
- Performing a hand solo.
- Visiting the self-service station.
- Marching to the beat of your own drum.
- Playing air guitar naked.
- Prepping the carrot for salad.
- Rehearsing the two-finger tango.
- Shuffling the iPod.
- Going on a date with Rosie Palm.
- Tickling the pickle.
- Stirring the cauldron.
- Taking a trip to the men’s spa (or the women’s spa).
- Making the bald man cry.
- Playing solitaire with a deck of 52 (or just one).
- Celebrating Palm Sunday (every day).
- Auditioning the finger puppets.
- Meeting with Palmela Handerson.
- Test firing the old Death Star.
- Dialing down the middle.
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