We’ve all been there, that moment when you need to express your hatred for someone, yet it doesn’t feel quite right to just come out and say “I hate you“. You can be creative with how you phrase things though!
Whether it’s getting passive-aggressive or being playfully sassy, here are some fun ways to say “I hate you” in English without actually saying it.
Funny Ways To Say I Hate You
1- You’re not my cup of tea at all.
2- You’re like a bad rash that won’t go away.
3- I’d rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than talk to you.
4- I’ve had more fun with my worst enemy than with you.
5- If looks could kill, your face would be lethal.
6- I can’t stand you or your presence.
7- I’d rather swim in a pool of sharks than spend time with you.
8- You’re the last person I want to see right now.
9- Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
10- I hate everything about you.
11- You are like a nightmare that won’t end.
12- Get lost – and don’t come back anytime soon.
13- You bring out the worst in me.
14- I don’t like the way you look or act.
15- I would rather eat dirt than talk to you.
16- You are not worth my time and energy.
17- I can’t stand the sound of your voice.
18- There is nothing redeemable about you.
19- You are the reason why I wake up hating life.
20- I hope you fall in a ditch and die.
21- You’re the most hated person on the planet.
22- You’re the worst thing that will ever happen to me.
23- I hope you have a terrible day.
24- You make me sick!
25- I hope you rot in hell.
26- I hate the ground you walk on.
27- I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
28- You make me sick!
29- You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
30- I hate you from my heart.
31- I will never see your face again. Hate, Hate!!!
32- I wouldn’t trade places with you for all the money in the world.
33- I wish you nothing but pain and misery.
34- You’re a total embarrassment to me!
35- You’re nothing but a liar and a cheat.
36- I can’t stand the sight of you.
37- You’re a despicable person.
38- I wish you would die.
39- You’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
40- I hope you get sick and die.
41- You’re nothing but a worthless, good-for-nothing coward.
42- I can’t stand the sight of you.
43- Get out of my life, forever!
44- I hope all your days are as bad as this one.
45- I hate you, and I always will.
46- I hope you have a terrible day.
47- I wish you would die!
48- I never want to see or speak to you again.
49- I wish you nothing but pain and misery.
50- You’re such a pathetic loser, it’s not even
51- I hate you more than anything.
52- I can’t stand the sight of you.
53- You’re a despicable human being.
54- I don’t care if you live or die.
55- I’d rather be run over by a Mack truck than be seen with you.
56- You make me sick.
57- My dislike for you knows no bounds.
58- I would rather be anywhere but here with you.
59- The only thing we have in common is our mutual hatred.
60- You make my blood boil.
Last updated on February 21st, 2023 at 12:26 am