30 Funny Ways to Say Going To The Bathroom
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Going To The Bathroom:
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
- Seeing a man about a horse.
- Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
- Visiting the porcelain throne.
- Releasing the chocolate hostages.
- Making a deposit in the porcelain bank.
- Draining the main vein. (typically male-oriented)
- Going to see the wizard.
- Hitting up the little boys’/girls’ room.
- Downloading some software.
- Tending to some paperwork.
- Letting the weasels out.
- Making a splash landing.
- Taking a wee time-out.
- Checking out the plumbing.
- Going on a short vacation.
- Communing with nature (especially if outdoors!).
- Freeing Willy. (typically male-oriented)
- Releasing the Kraken.
- Parting the Red Sea.
- Squeezing the lemon.
- Watering the flowers.
- Attending the private conference.
- Listening to the call of nature.
- Tinkling the ivories (even if you’re not at a piano).
- Doing a liquid audit.
- Checking my email (in the restroom).
- Answering nature’s pager.
- Casting a liquid vote.
- Offloading some cargo.
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Funny Ways to Say I Have To Pee
