30 Funny Ways to Say Go To Hell

Funny Ways to Say Go To Hell

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Go To Hell:

  1. Why don’t you take a long walk off a short pier into a lava pool?
  2. Got a frequent flyer card for the Underworld?
  3. I hear they’re looking for tour guides in Hell. You interested?
  4. Did I just step on your tail? My bad.
  5. If you’re looking for a warmer climate, I have a suggestion.
  6. You might want to check if there’s Wi-Fi in Hades. I hear the connection’s a nightmare.
  7. Is it hot in here or is it just your next destination?
  8. Have fun dancing with the devil!
  9. Missed your ride on the hell-icopter?
  10. Don’t burn yourself on the way down!
  11. I’ve got a heatwave just for you.
  12. Get a room… in the devil’s inn.
  13. Fast track to Fireville, coming up!
  14. Oh, lost your invite to Satan’s tea party?
  15. Hope you’re flame-retardant!
  16. How about you cha-cha with some char flames?
  17. Go roast some marshmallows in the inferno!
  18. Did you RSVP for the eternal bonfire party?
  19. You must be on the V.I.P. list for the sizzling soiree.
  20. I’d say ‘stay cool,’ but…
  21. Why not go where the thermostat’s broken?
  22. You seem like you’d enjoy some pitchfork poking!
  23. Sun’s always shining in Hell. Pack your sunglasses!
  24. Brb, getting you a one-way ticket to Toasty Town.
  25. I’ve got a devilishly good place in mind for you.
  26. I think you dropped this – your itinerary for Inferno Island.
  27. How’s your tolerance for scorching sambas?
  28. Watch out for the lava slide!
  29. Looking for a hotter spot? I know just the place.
  30. Don’t forget your sunscreen; SPF eternity!

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Funny Ways to Say Go To Hell