30 Funny Ways to Say Excuse Me

Funny Ways to Say Excuse Me

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Excuse Me:

  1. Pardon my interjection!
  2. My presence is required elsewhere momentarily!
  3. May I temporarily steal your attention?
  4. Mind if I tap into your reality for a sec?
  5. I come bearing an interruption, good sir/madam!
  6. A wild interruption appears!
  7. Allow me to temporarily redirect your focus.
  8. Time for a brief interruption brought to you by me!
  9. Can I borrow your attention briefly?
  10. Insert me into your thoughts briefly, if you will!
  11. Let’s pause for a micro-conversation, shall we?
  12. Permission to briefly divert your concentration?
  13. Excuse this momentary blip on your radar!
  14. Mind if I squeeze in a quick question?
  15. Your attention, please, for a nano-second!
  16. Introducing the momentary distraction of the day!
  17. May I cut in for a quick interaction?
  18. Pardon my transient interruption!
  19. An intrusion of the temporary variety!
  20. Just a quick pause in your regularly scheduled program!
  21. Mind if I borrow your brain cells for a sec?
  22. Hold that thought! Quick question coming up.
  23. Allow me to momentarily hijack your focus!
  24. Brace yourself for a fleeting conversation!
  25. A brief detour into my question territory!
  26. Ever so sorry for the brief disruption!
  27. A nano-pause for a tiny chat, perhaps?
  28. Requesting a micro-moment of your time!
  29. Can I borrow a second of your brainpower?
  30. Prepare for a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it interaction!

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Funny Ways to Say Excuse me