30 Funny Ways to Say Damn

Funny Ways to Say Damn

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Damn:

  1. Darn it all!
  2. Well, slap my biscuit!
  3. Oh, sugar snaps!
  4. Holy guacamole!
  5. Well, butter my biscuit!
  6. Fudge nuggets!
  7. Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
  8. Son of a biscuit!
  9. Oh, pickles!
  10. Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
  11. Well, isn’t that a pickle!
  12. Cheese and crackers!
  13. Jiminy Christmas!
  14. Well, shut the front door!
  15. Great Scott!
  16. Oh, for crying in the soup!
  17. Oh, my stars and garters!
  18. Well, I’ll be a jellybean!
  19. Sweet mother of pearl!
  20. Well, blow me down!
  21. Oh, for Pete’s sake!
  22. Holy moly!
  23. Well, paint me green and call me a cucumber!
  24. Oh, schnitzel!
  25. Well, tickle me pink!
  26. Holy smokes!
  27. Well, I’ll be dipped in butter!
  28. Oh, peaches and cream!
  29. Well, kiss my grits!
  30. Jiminy Cricket!


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