Funny Ways to Say Damn
Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Damn:
- Darn it all!
- Well, slap my biscuit!
- Oh, sugar snaps!
- Holy guacamole!
- Well, butter my biscuit!
- Fudge nuggets!
- Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!
- Son of a biscuit!
- Oh, pickles!
- Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!
- Well, isn’t that a pickle!
- Cheese and crackers!
- Jiminy Christmas!
- Well, shut the front door!
- Great Scott!
- Oh, for crying in the soup!
- Oh, my stars and garters!
- Well, I’ll be a jellybean!
- Sweet mother of pearl!
- Well, blow me down!
- Oh, for Pete’s sake!
- Holy moly!
- Well, paint me green and call me a cucumber!
- Oh, schnitzel!
- Well, tickle me pink!
- Holy smokes!
- Well, I’ll be dipped in butter!
- Oh, peaches and cream!
- Well, kiss my grits!
- Jiminy Cricket!