30+ Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday To Brother

Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday To Brother

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthday To Brother:

1. Happy womb-eviction day, bro!
2. Another year older, but not necessarily wiser.
3. Congrats! You’re one step closer to senior citizen discounts.
4. Happy birthday, or as we call it, Siblings’ Annual Reminder Day.
5. Birthdays: Nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. Dig in!
6. Remember when I used to top your cake with bugs? Miss those days!
7. Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a pretty big one.
8. Another year closer to velcro shoes. Enjoy the journey!
9. Remember, age gets better with wine.
10. Happy Birthday! Time to level up in the game of life.
11. Happy Birthday! Remember, you can’t spell brother without bother.
12. Happy You’re One Year Closer to Dressing Like Dad Day!
13. Birthdays are good for health. The more you have, the longer you live.
14. Count the blessings, not the wrinkles.
15. You think you’re special just because it’s your birthday? Well, you are!
16. Candles aren’t the only thing getting lit tonight. Party responsibly!
17. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Choose wisely.
18. Age is merely the number of years the world’s been enjoying you.
19. I’d make a joke about your age, but it would be too ancient.
20. You’re not old, you’re vintage!
21. Can’t believe you’ve survived another year of me being your sibling!
22. Have a blast, but not too much. Your bones aren’t what they used to be.
23. Cake calories don’t count on birthdays. Pro tip!
24. Another year, another grey hair. Welcome to the club!
25. Happy Birthday! You’re now officially too old to drop it low.
26. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane.
27. Embrace the new wrinkles, bro. Every one of them has a story.
28. Older, wiser, and still up to no good. Cheers!
29. In sibling years, you’re ancient. In human years, you’re just old.
30. Still younger than you’ll be next year!

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