30 Funny Ways to Say Drunk (Being and Getting Drunk)

30 Funny Ways to Say Drunk

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Drunk:

  1. Three sheets to the wind
  2. Under the influence of grape persuasion
  3. Legally tipsy
  4. Seeing double and liking it
  5. Slightly wobbly on the sea of spirits
  6. Dancing with Mr. Booze
  7. Singing with the spirits
  8. Having a one-sided conversation with the bottle
  9. Taking a sip from the font of foolishness
  10. Embracing the grape’s embrace
  11. Performing the tipsy tango
  12. Playing hide and seek with sobriety
  13. Embracing the noodle-legged lifestyle
  14. Speaking in cursive
  15. Doing the alcohol shuffle
  16. Battling the invisible floor monster
  17. On a first-name basis with the bartender
  18. Doing the drinky dance
  19. Fluent in slurred speech
  20. Going on a magic carpet ride with the bottle
  21. Babbling in the language of libations
  22. Enjoying a liquid confidence boost
  23. Engaging in spirited conversations with inanimate objects
  24. Lost in the land of Too Much Fun
  25. Struggling with gravity’s influence
  26. Getting cozy with the cocktail couch
  27. Inventing new dance moves… involuntarily
  28. Putting the fun in functional intoxication
  29. Testing the limits of leg coordination
  30. Cruising on the sauce highway

Funny Ways to Say Drunk

Funny Ways to Say Getting Drunk

Below are 30 Funny Ways to Say Getting Drunk:

  1. Tangoing with the bottle
  2. Embracing the grape’s embrace
  3. Playing hide and seek with sobriety
  4. Engaging in a beverage brainstorm
  5. Taking a trip to Tipsy Town
  6. Having a chat with Captain Morgan
  7. Doing the wobbly dance
  8. Communing with the spirits
  9. Unlocking the liquid courage achievement
  10. Getting cozy with the cocktail crew
  11. Entering the land of giggles and guffaws
  12. Commencing the sip ‘n’ stumble mission
  13. Initiating the giggle juice protocol
  14. Walking the tipsy tightrope
  15. Having a conversation with the punch bowl
  16. Participating in the boozy ballet
  17. Embarking on a merry malt journey
  18. Entering the world of liquid logic
  19. Commencing the happy hydration session
  20. Joining the ranks of the merry mariners

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Funny Ways to Say Drunk